The diary of a fictional mind

This is a fic for the Hungarian musical version of Romeo and Juliet. It is AMAZING, go watch it on Youtube (no worries, there are subs).
Then come back if you want to read my first fivesome (M/M/M/M/F) Yes, you read that right.


Title: praise us with dishonor (burn us kindly)
Author: drcalvin
Pairing: OC's/Tybalt
Rating: NC-17 / Adult
Warnings: Angst, smut, cousin-incest, fucked up sexuality (but not non-con).
Summary: Four Capulet cousins attempt to fuck the rage and sadness out of Tybalt.

I blame the guy who plays Tybalt. He could have badwrong UST with a potted plant, and he does have badwrong UST with his aunt, Mercutio, Julia and basically everyone else in the crew too.

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Title: Chimes
Fandom: One Piece
Characters: Zoro (& Luffy)
Rating/Warnings/Spoilers: PG-rated, can be read as (pre)slash or nakamaship. no warning. References things up to the time-skip
Notes: A tiny giftfic for aech_fic. Inspired by a prompt from 64damn_prompts, #62 - chime

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Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Strawhats
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nah, not really. Takes place during Strong World.

For muggedthird ( Looking Good, a Strong World ficlet )

Two fills for 64damn_prompts! Both genfics, trying to learn to write the Strawhats.

Title: Patchwork Man
Author/Artist:
Character/Pairing: Usopp
Fandom: One Piece
Notes: ~3500 words, gen, slight warnings for blood and gore
Theme: #28 Needle

( Patchwork Man )

Title: Demons speak another language
Author/Artist:
Character/Pairing: Sanji
Fandom: One Piece
Notes: ~370 words, Kamabakka kingdom
Theme: #4 Lost scene

( Demons speak another language )

Introducing: Sailor Awesome!

Pairing: Prussia/Germany
Rating: NC-17 (...)
Notes: This fic was born out of a discussion turned bet between myself and bittergreentea, centered on the burning question: What happens if you mix Germancest with Rammstein and Sailor Moon?
She drew the answer and thus, I had to face the challenge with fic. By the way, the adventures of Sailor Awesome continue in these pics.
Repost from meinbruder for the sake of completeness. Also been through a much-needed proofreading
Warning: It's an adult-rated Sailor Moon + Rammstein + Hetalia fanfic. Does it need any further warnings?

Disclaimer: I apologize deeply *bows* Hetalia belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz. Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi and the techno-ish German intro is probably owned by RTLII or someone, I dunno... Not me, at least! I hope I haven't offended anyone with this travesty.

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( Sag das Zauberwort... )

ps. The sparklies are totally part of the title, btw ;P

Title: The kind of sins we pretend not to engage in
Author: drcalvin
Note: I don't currently any free time orz But I still really wanted to write something. Thus, the cliche-fic (series? mebbe) was born. The theme of the day: Aphrodisiacs!
Summary: France spikes the punch! Still – if you close your eyes and pretend you're still in the army, does it count as incest anyway?
Warnings: Sex, incest, kind of dub-con, swearing
Rating: NC-17 / Adult
Pairings: Germany/Prussia + secondary pairing France/Prussia
Comments/Concrit: Yes, please. Not beta read, so feel free to point out spelling/grammar errors

( Read 'The kind of sins...' )

Comments & concrit much welcomed!

On a more personal note, if you wonder what I have been doing with my life, it's basically: Workworkwork + studies. Full time! Oh, and then the internet connection at home kinda blew and after that we only had one line on three people

Title: Distractions
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing: Austria/Prussia
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Spanking, dom/sub
Disclaimer: These are not my characters, I'm only borrowing them.
Note: This was written a while ago - for the anon meme, I think? But I can't find it here, so I think I forgot to post it on my LJ or something.
Summary: Pure, unashamed smut. Austria thinks that Prussia needs a bit of discipline.

( Distractions )

Title: Lie until tomorrow and let's believe it, always
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz
Characters: Prussia, S. Italy, Austria, Germany + cameos from the rest of the world
Rating: Plenty of swearing, so PG-13?
Warnings: Language and angst
Summary: Why does Prussia even exist today? Things get a bit too much during a meeting, and Prussia breaks down in front of the world
Note: Written for the kink-meme

( Lie until tomorrow and let's believe it, always )

Feedback is always very appreciated!

( End notes )

It's not my fault there are more of these... blame the requesting anons! Although, the twisted vriting is all my fault, ahahaha

I've stuck basically everything pairing-y here, so we have mild PG-15 to hard R mixed. And some are crack

( 1. How we dance - Prussia/Austria, waltz )

( 2. That's why they call it tease - Norway/Denmark )

( 3. His axe - Norway/Denmark )

( 4. Centuries of Gold - Spain, France (dark) )

( 5. The Warsaw pact - Poland/Prussia )

( 6. Ai no Otaku - Greece/Japan/Turkey )

( 7. Marching to my tune - Austria/Prussia )

( 8. Vroom - America/England )

( 9. I'm not allowed to think this - Germany, fantasy about WWII nations )

( 10. Eat up - Belarus/Russia (stuffing) )

( 11. Invisible? - France+Canada )

( 12. Chocolate symphony - Austria/Turkey )

( 13. Ferris wheel - Prussia/Liechtenstein )

( 14. Smack - Hungary/Belarus )

( 15. As long as north is up on the map, Canada is on top - Canada/Prussia  )

( 16. French flair - Canada/Cuba )

Also, a couple of these are way to long to be drabbles. Ficlets, more like it

Okay, I decided that I should collect the drabbles from the meme and fix some damn spelling errors so you'll get a dump here.

This is the (almost) work safe dump ;)

( 1. Nobody ever calls me - Sealand, other nations )

( 2. The cowboy rides again - America, other nations )

( 3. This paradise island, this treacherous sea - France, Seychelles )

( 4. Family argument - The Baltics )

( 5. Learning the piano - Austria, Germany )

( 6. The sound of his laughter - Italy, Germany, puppies )

( 7. The Wurstwandlung - Italy, Kafka pastiche )

( 8. Dazzling dress - Poland, Latvia, a dress )

( 9. Of brothers - Germany, Liechtenstein )

( 10. Pfft, dead? - Prussia, Germany )

ETA: Ah, I forgot one! Added now. ^_^;;