The diary of a fictional mind

This is a fic for the Hungarian musical version of Romeo and Juliet. It is AMAZING, go watch it on Youtube (no worries, there are subs).
Then come back if you want to read my first fivesome (M/M/M/M/F) Yes, you read that right.


Title: praise us with dishonor (burn us kindly)
Author: drcalvin
Pairing: OC's/Tybalt
Rating: NC-17 / Adult
Warnings: Angst, smut, cousin-incest, fucked up sexuality (but not non-con).
Summary: Four Capulet cousins attempt to fuck the rage and sadness out of Tybalt.

I blame the guy who plays Tybalt. He could have badwrong UST with a potted plant, and he does have badwrong UST with his aunt, Mercutio, Julia and basically everyone else in the crew too.

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Fandom: One Piece
Character/Pairing: Roronoa Zoro, Johnny, Yosaku. Will end in threesome with them all
Acknowledgements: Thank you to my excellent beta, loveandallthat!
Warnings: In this part, voyuerism. For the series as a whole, explicit m/m/m shenigans, some violence and mentions of homophobia
Rating/Spoilers: The series as a whole is rated "adult". All events take place before canon begins.
Notes: The first lines in italics are taken from the filler ep. "Infamous Pirate Hunter! The Wandering Swordsman Zoro!". This is mainly a flashback to how Zoro met Johnny and Yosaku. ( Mini-summary of ep #135 )
Written for the comm 64damn_prompts #01 - 2 a.m.
Feedback: Yes, please!
Summary: "We've fallen in love with your skill. We'd like to devote ourselves to you."
When Yosaku and Johnny met The Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro, their lives changed forever. For one, they continued to be alive... Now they hang out with 'big bro', try to hunt bounties, earn money, find booze and hopefully get into Zoro's pants.
The problem with meeting an amazing (and hot) swordsman, is it can be hard to stay professional around him. After seeing Zoro take a midnight dip, Johnny and Yosaku give up on even trying.

First in a series of short fics that focus on the relationship that developed between Zoro and the bounty-hunter duo Johnny and Yosaku during two years of travels through East Blue. The series can also be found on AO3.

( How they guys looked back then (three images) )

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( Lessons in Love and Devotion: Stalking the Hunter )

Characters/Pairing: Luffy/Zoro + mentions of Straw Hats
Rating: Heavy R
Spoiler: Shortly after Thriller Bark
Warning: None really, except lack of beta. Contains some angst, dips the toe into crack & finally lands at smut
Notes: This is a (late) birthday fic for the wonderful aech_fic, LuZoLu-writer extraordinaire :) Her prompt was "inappropriate use of the the Shark Submerge III" and this was the result.
Feedback always welcome!

Summary: Two idiots try to have sex in a submarine. One of them almost died three days ago, the other just got The Talk from a crazy old skeleton and both of them are virgins. How well do you expect it to go?

( Ware Sharks When Sailing Deep )

Read part 2 here!

Title: To love, to hold, to fuck things up
Author: drcalvin
Pairing: Italy/Germany/Prussia
Rating: R to NC-17. Basically, this chapter is all sex
Warnings: Threesome, incest
Notes: Written for the kink meme ages ago, finally proofed and re-written a lot.
Length: Roughly 24 000 words split over three chapters, plus epilogue.
Comments & concrit: Yes please, very welcome!
Thanks to: arnold_grove and strawberryburst!
Previous part: Here you can read chapter 1 and chapter 2.
Note: Sorry for the delay with this chapter. Illness kicked me in the ass and then came exam period. Also, I forgot that I had the epilogue in a separate document, so there'll be one more post of "To love..." soon!

Summary: When Italy realizes two important facts: (1) good things only come to those that dare grab them and (2) Prussia wants the same thing he does – namely Germany – the pair of them embark on the epic journey to make their love known.

( To love, to hold, to fuck things up : Chapter 3 )

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Title: To love, to hold, to fuck things up
Author: drcalvin
Pairing: Italy/Germany/Prussia
Rating: Goes up to NC-17 in later chapters
Warning: Threesome, incest
Notes: Written for the kink meme ages time ago, finally proofed and greatly re-written.
Length: Roughly 22 000 words split over three chapters.
Comments & concrit: Yes please, very welcome!
Thanks to: arnold_grove and strawberryburst for betaing, advice and massive help!

Summary: After Italy realizes two important facts: (1) that good things only come to those that dare grab them and (2) that Prussia wants the same thing he does – namely Germany – the pair of them embark on the epic journey to make their love known.

( To love, to hold, to fuck things up: Chapter 1 )

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Title: The kind of sins we pretend not to engage in
Author: drcalvin
Note: I don't currently any free time orz But I still really wanted to write something. Thus, the cliche-fic (series? mebbe) was born. The theme of the day: Aphrodisiacs!
Summary: France spikes the punch! Still – if you close your eyes and pretend you're still in the army, does it count as incest anyway?
Warnings: Sex, incest, kind of dub-con, swearing
Rating: NC-17 / Adult
Pairings: Germany/Prussia + secondary pairing France/Prussia
Comments/Concrit: Yes, please. Not beta read, so feel free to point out spelling/grammar errors

( Read 'The kind of sins...' )

Comments & concrit much welcomed!

On a more personal note, if you wonder what I have been doing with my life, it's basically: Workworkwork + studies. Full time! Oh, and then the internet connection at home kinda blew and after that we only had one line on three people

Title: Distractions
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing: Austria/Prussia
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Spanking, dom/sub
Disclaimer: These are not my characters, I'm only borrowing them.
Note: This was written a while ago - for the anon meme, I think? But I can't find it here, so I think I forgot to post it on my LJ or something.
Summary: Pure, unashamed smut. Austria thinks that Prussia needs a bit of discipline.

( Distractions )