There, it helps to pair him with Prussia. Who'll be like "whatEVER, we've thrown the dogs out, I smashed the stove and we're near-immortals who can't get pregnant so forget the condoms let's bloody fuck already!"
Or Italy, who'll take a siesta first and give Germany plenty of time to prepare ^_^
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There, it helps to pair him with Prussia. Who'll be like "whatEVER, we've thrown the dogs out, I smashed the stove and we're near-immortals who can't get pregnant so forget the condoms let's bloody fuck already!"
Or Italy, who'll take a siesta first and give Germany plenty of time to prepare ^_^